I go diving in Edmonds from time to time in an underwater park and a few days ago I asked my buddy to go diving with me there. He told me he is freaked out a bit because he got chased by a fish there. I laughed at him and called him a sissy, its just a fish.
Well... yesterday I got my first fish ass wooping. Now, normally cabazon are pretty relaxed fish that will let you get so close you can touch them and they will just swim off lazily. No big deal. However, it must be mating season or something. As I was swimming along a wreck and just checking things out I must have gotten too close to a nest or something else a fish finds precious, for as I look over my right shoulder this big ole cabby was coming for me in a hurry. I decided to scoot and flipped over and kicked hard to get away, and kicked Cabby right in his fat fish face! He veered right and look to be put in his place but even after an aquatica kumate round house kick the fish came back for more! I took my cue and left promptly.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I was run off by a cabazon like a little girl. Even worse, about ten minutes later, I ran into another one that was coming to chase me, but I must have been a satisfactory distance away because he turned after a second and went back to his kingdom. Stupid ugly fish.
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