Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Greatest surgical invention

Superglue. Thats right, superglue is one of the best surgical inventions EVER. I'm not inclined to stitch myself up (I guess I would if I HAD to) but when I do something stupid like try to cut something and slip and go right through my finger I like to avoid that long and expensive trip to the ER and just fix it myself. This is where superglue really shines. It allows idiots like myself to run that cut under a cold tap, put pressure on it so it kinda stops bleeding, and then seal that baby shut.

$2.50 for some glue? Or $250 for the trip to the hospital?

Thanks Superglue!

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